PianoParanoia

ba dum tsssss

  • me: *gives dirty look*
  • ty: I swear to God, I didn't rape a dog!!
  • me: o.O uh.... No, it was consensual
  • ty: Exactly! And I did NOT put peanut butter on my balls
  • me: well, yeah... 'cause everyone knows dogs like bacon better
  • ty: that's why it wanted a taste of my hog!!

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